Is LeBron’s ESPN Special The Douche-iest Thing Ever?

By now, I’m sure you have all heard that LeBron James will be announcing his free agency decision tomorrow night on ESPN in a one-hour spectacle that is sure to be the most horrendous part of this whole retarded escapade (Yes, it will be even dumber than ESPN’s Free Agent Summit featuring Lebatard, Wilbon, Kornheiser, and Simmons.)

Forget the fact that this is the most egomaniacal thing a sports figure not named Shaq has ever done. Forget the fact that Michael Jordan or even Kobe Bryant would never do this. Just consider one thing:

Is LeBron the Biggest Douche in the Universe?

Regardless of his decision, this cannot end well for LeBron. If he chooses to leave Cleveland, people will view this one-hour special as salt in the wounds of Cavs fans. If he chooses to stay, he will appear to be a prima donna/attention whore (which he most certainly is).

LeBron is relishing this attention. Even though he is most certainly the best basketball player on the planet, he is acting like a fucking child. He wants people to care for nothing except LeBron. He is not considering how his actions will play out for other people.

He is a goddamn douche.  You are the undisputed Biggest Douche in the Universe. Fuck you LeBron. Cut the bullshit.